I was wasting a bit of time on Pinterest today, and found a few examples of garden ornaments that I wholeheartedly approve of. Why not a keyboard of concrete stepping stones in a bed of Corsican mint?
We can't have guests rushing through the garden.
These are not the sprouts you're looking for.
One mat to clean them all, one mat to wipe them. One mat to bring them all and in the house invite them.
I very nearly kept our tiny streetlight we removed from the front yard to replicate a Narnian scene in the back garden...
...but I would have needed a Faun to accompany it. What, don't like this statue? Better than an Angel.
And this is for those of you who got that last reference. It's either this or a garden Dalek.
And here's for the rest of you...er, most of the rest.
Who did I miss?